Showing posts with label apology letter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label apology letter. Show all posts

Friday, January 25, 2013

Oh No! Someone downloaded the KDP test/crap short story!!

To who ever downloaded my crap short story from amazon.

Dear Sir or, more likely, Madame:
I am so sorry. It is not good, hence why the author is named "Penny Reid." If Amazon would let me put a disclaimer on the page asking people to refrain from purchasing I most definitely would.

If you contact me I will return your .99 cents via paypal.

I cannot, however, provide punitive damages or refund your pain and suffering... which is likely substantial and permanent.

Sincerely,
KJ